Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. If anyone gets nosy, just […]

I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to […]

Whoa, this guy's straight? That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Oh, you're gonna be […]

Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. First rule of battle, little one […]

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. That's why you always leave a note! […]

First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! […]

Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]